What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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