- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

sucks Syntax...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A house comes around the corner.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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