The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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