- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Women's Rights

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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