What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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