What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Antijokes...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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