- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

i'm hard

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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