- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

I'm Polish.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Justin with a hat.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

autistic kids rock

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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