Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man goes to the potty.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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