- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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