Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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