- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

the economy.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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