- Anti Joke

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs