One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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