- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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