How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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You are joking right?

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

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