- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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