- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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