Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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I'm so punny.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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whats white jizz

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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