- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

men's rights activists

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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