Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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