You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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