- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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