- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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