- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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