whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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