- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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