- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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