A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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