Obama = ebola

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Hi.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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=3

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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