- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Nero, sure you are okay?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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