whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A woman walks into a bar.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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