What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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