- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is the difference?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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