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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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