- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A woman walks into a bar.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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