- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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