- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Eric is gay Ha

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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