- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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