- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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