- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Good job, son.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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