- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What hurts like hell? HELL

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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