- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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