- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

My cat just died.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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