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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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