Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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