- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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