What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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