- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do you call a black guy african american

What is 9+10? 19

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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