Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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