- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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