What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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