- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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