Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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