- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??