Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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