- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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