Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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