In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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