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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

GOODBYE

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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