- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How old are you? 7

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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