On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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