Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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