- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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