- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Christ is a conspiracy

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child