1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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