- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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