- Anti Joke

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her