Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Anti Joke

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