what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A man walked into a bar owch

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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