- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

my penis

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