- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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