- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

oh hey.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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