- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

how much fish could a chicken

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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