Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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