What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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