- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

bite me

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Obama = ebola

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??