- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Yanter, Look it up

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