So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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