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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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