Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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XD Jackass.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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