- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

I enjoy Popcorn

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

You know what's funny? Rape

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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