Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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