- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

My spelling is horrible

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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