Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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