What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Whats funny? Your face.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What is cowboy say

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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