Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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