Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

I'm hungry.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A man was shot. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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