- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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