- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

can you touch your toes? no

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Take wrong turns

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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