- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

The Big Band Theory

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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