- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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