- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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