- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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