- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

My jeans

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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