Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats white jizz

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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