How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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