Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Anti Joke

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