How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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