- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

a irish man walks past a bar

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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