- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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