How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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