- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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