What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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