- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

antonis sister is mighty fine

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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