- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

^ That's not even funny ^

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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