Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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autistic kids rock

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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