- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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