Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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