Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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