- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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