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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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