Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what is orange? an orange

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Chris Bosh's neck

Anti Joke

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