Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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penis

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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