- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

rent a cops

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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