- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Antijokes...

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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