What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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