Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Where's my baby??

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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