Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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whats white jizz

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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