Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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su algato es en fuego

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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