What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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