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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A seal walks into a club.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A guy walks into a bar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A man goes to the potty.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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