- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why are white people white? I don't know

whats white jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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