- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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